I updated the favorite things section on the sidebar and added a list of things John has said lately that struck me as funny. Hopefully I'll keep it updated! I'm going to try to get some new pics up tomorrow.
"Somethin' stinks! It's not poop or pee. It smells like....tractor dust."
I want to be 66 someday..."
"If you don't stop I am going to sit on your head. And I am not joking or kidding." when I kept trying to tickle him (It would have sounded rather ignorant is he hadn't been laughing so hard he could barely get it out
"I don't poop in my pants. I just toot in my pants."
"If I eat all my pancakes I'll get big like Daddy, and then I can use grown up scissors."
"A cheeseburger with SPRINKLES!" when he saw the sesame seeds on the bun
"I'm going to go cry where you can't bother me!" - the best threat I have ever heard
We're going to chalk on the driveway." - I just like that he uses chalk as a verb
"It's not poop.' - while eating refried beans
"It's not a full moon tonight. It's a banana moon." - while looking at a crescent moon
"Way to go, Twinkle Toes." - I have absolutely no idea where he heard this
"I'm not running! I'm slippering!" - when he was told to stop running in the house with his slippers on
"I don't want sunglasses. Sunglasses make the sunshine go behind a cloud."
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John has infinite wisdom!
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