This is what I found when I got them up from their nap. The window shade was just put up yesterday because the previous one they had torn down and destroyed like wild animals, I mean toddlers.
man, brandi. i'm not sure what to say. (well, except please forgive me for laughing out of disbelief!!! oh my!!!) maybe a magic eraser will work on the bed frame??? i would say 100% acetone nail polish remover like i used in my classroom, but i am pretty sure it would take off the varnish, too... i kinda want to know just how you took those pics of them. they look so sad, but at the same time, here you are photographing them. i figured they'd be laughing by that point... did you tell them their punishment was to be photographed like they do for those in jail??
"Somethin' stinks! It's not poop or pee. It smells like....tractor dust."
I want to be 66 someday..."
"If you don't stop I am going to sit on your head. And I am not joking or kidding." when I kept trying to tickle him (It would have sounded rather ignorant is he hadn't been laughing so hard he could barely get it out
"I don't poop in my pants. I just toot in my pants."
"If I eat all my pancakes I'll get big like Daddy, and then I can use grown up scissors."
"A cheeseburger with SPRINKLES!" when he saw the sesame seeds on the bun
"I'm going to go cry where you can't bother me!" - the best threat I have ever heard
We're going to chalk on the driveway." - I just like that he uses chalk as a verb
"It's not poop.' - while eating refried beans
"It's not a full moon tonight. It's a banana moon." - while looking at a crescent moon
"Way to go, Twinkle Toes." - I have absolutely no idea where he heard this
"I'm not running! I'm slippering!" - when he was told to stop running in the house with his slippers on
"I don't want sunglasses. Sunglasses make the sunshine go behind a cloud."
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man, brandi. i'm not sure what to say. (well, except please forgive me for laughing out of disbelief!!! oh my!!!) maybe a magic eraser will work on the bed frame??? i would say 100% acetone nail polish remover like i used in my classroom, but i am pretty sure it would take off the varnish, too... i kinda want to know just how you took those pics of them. they look so sad, but at the same time, here you are photographing them. i figured they'd be laughing by that point... did you tell them their punishment was to be photographed like they do for those in jail??
UUUMMMMMMM! The look on their faces is priceless, like "i don't know how those sharpies got in our hands!"
I just have no comment on this one except for I bet you had to take a "time out" yourself!!! Oh the joys I have to look forward to..
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